How to be "idiot Proof"

HW due friday

Your essay prompt*: Students will read a non-fiction text and analyze how the writer's language choices contribute to his or her purpose and intended meaning for the text with the use of rhetoric.
*I give you this for your knowledge; DO NOT WRITE THE ESSAY YET. ​

Feel free to text or email me your choice of text to confirm if it's good. 
First come first serve to a text; no two students will do the same.